Well, I probably won't submit anything here...
Because my last post was too long ago.
Use the button to create a bridge.
Kill the second boss
buy somethign in the shop
kill the first boss
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You made it through the morning shift!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
Defeat Fred and Save Christmas!